I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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