Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He better not be in your backpack
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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