Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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