first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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