so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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