There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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