How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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