hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have feelings that need drinking.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
