Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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