But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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