didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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