Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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