this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
