People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize