so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
