i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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