I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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