it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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