how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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