so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
handjob tips. give me some.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
