Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
