I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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