3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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