You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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