Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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