dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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