Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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