If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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