lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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