I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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