How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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