That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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