Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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