no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I love having hate sex.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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