I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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