Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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