ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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