I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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