the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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