Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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