So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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