It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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