I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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