I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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