When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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