You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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