I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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