Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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