what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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