I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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