I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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