Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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