Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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